New Braunfels Tops List of Weirdest High School Mascots

Recently, in the Houston Press, New Braunfels High took home top honors for Best/Worst Mascot in Texas:

Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, rivals the moral dilemma that arises from this nickname. On one hand, it is perhaps one of the most insane mascot names for a school ever invented. On the other, it is beyond brilliant. What can you say to a school that purposefully names themselves the Unicorns? Not a god damn thing. All you can do is shake their hands and hope one day you too can be this awesome. Slow clap, New Brunfels Unicorns, slow clap.

To see more winners in categories like “Mascot Most Likely to be Mistaken for an Old School Country Band,” and “Worst Attempt at Making an Innocuous Mascot Sound More Menacing,” click here.